Sexcalators

He's just exposing his girlfriend to rape

I have long accepted the fact that public display of affection is nothing new or abnormal in this country and furthermore have I most absolutely learned to avoid cringing when listening to the sound of tongues rubbing against each other giving out a medium-pitched squeak that can only be interpreted as kissing or a prairie dog defacating.

Maybe the overly passionate behaviour of the Svenish can explain the sky rocketing divorce rate in this country. Kissing and sex isn't as 'special' as it once deemed to be. And by all means, go ahead! Not only does it give the makeout an extra sensation by doing it in public, it also provides entertainment for the sexually deprived.

But like any other anything everywhere somehow, there is a LIMIT. Public makeouts are part of the daily scenarios one would see in a typical spring day in Stockholm, the Swedes are nature-oriented beings... with that being said, the rate of makeouts show a significant increase during the spring, just in coordination with mating season for the rabbits. You'll find them everywhere!! The park, the beach, the bushes, under the trees, by the lake and sometimes even by some garden...... and no I wasn't referring to rabbits.

And just for the record, Swedish rabbits are well known for having more horns than a trceratops convention. According to this other blog http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sex-and-blogs.com/xxx/coniglio%255B1%255D.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sex-and-blogs.com/flavor/who_knows/index.php%3Fpage%3D15&usg=__q7BmUku8bimKBPwLeJUFu9nW7s0=&h=325&w=281&sz=16&hl=en&start=96&sig2=8rfkfjsIkq2Yc2UxbPu4PQ&um=1&tbnid=1LX1jzyxKFQ03M:&tbnh=118&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drabbits%2Bmating%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3D90%26um%3D1&ei=ngLQSb-YF4-E_Aa0iKWKCg

I know right? this male rabbit below is said to be the kinkiest furball ever in SWEDEN! Believed to have fathered 4,556 rabbits in ONE year... did i mention rabbits can only give birth to one baby at a time? (ok this part is a lie) ahah.. But 4,556 rabbits in one year is still a humongous account nevertheless, not to mention the "barnbidrag" he has to go through.

Eventually he died of birdflu....

I don't really have much complaints about seeing lovers 'love' in general, but the escalator is just taking it a step too far!!! An escalator is the LEAST romantic setting to play tongue tennis... For a number of many reasons can we conclude that escalators are meant for transportation not fornication.

It just appears so utterly irrelevant to swap humanslime in a moving stairway with other people being a breath away from you.... Nothing is held sacred in this city, these horndogs will find any excuse to publicly announce that they're aiming to conceive.... herpes....

How difficult is it to go through a 15 second ride without having to pornographize? I mean, there's a right place and a right time for that and I don't really concurr that during an escalator trip would be the brightest idea to count each other's teeth. Usually the couple occupies the entire escalator panel leaving no room for anyone to storm ahead of them therefore rendering bystanders with no other option than to simmer that humidity and friction created by the couple.

Understanding this kind of monstrosity reveals a slightly taller order than perceived. What seems to be simply a natural display of human outteraction may also be an attempt to materialize a hidden fetish, whatever it may be.... we need not be informed thank you. >_>

I don't see how these couples could possibly enjoy the sensation with a little boy and a toothless retiree curiously eyeballing them.

So the next time you feel the urge to slobber on your partner, please do take the time to punch yourself in the underworld before taking any uneccesarily annoying actions.